vegayta:

now why is platonic cuddling so frowned upon in society fuck you man if i wanna cuddle my bff i will fucking cuddle my bff youll need a fucking crowbar to pry me off you son of a bitch

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its-just-rayy asked:

oh oh OH ARE YOU FUCKIING SERIOUS ME NOT CALL YOU? ME NOT CALL YOU? ARE YOU FORREAL???? YOU NEVER CALL ME YOU WORK ALL DAY AND NIGHT AND WHEN I TRY TO SEE YOU YOU HAVE AN EXCUSE. I'm so tired of this Maybe we should think of ending this marriage.

jgnico Answer:

After eight years really? I’ll be home in like an hour and we can talk it out. Plus I’m off tomorrow. We could spend the day together and check out that burger joint you saw downtown.

Plus, you don’t even sound convinced over this whole divorce thing. Low blow babe, low blow.

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its-just-rayy:

Yes after eight years i work graves tonight, which you would maybe know if you were ever home.  We can talk now. I’m done with this whole well talk later bullshit.

Side note: I made dinner for you its in the crock pot on the counter. 

Really? Is it stew?? I love stew. What time do you get off? I don’t mind staying up until you get home.

Yes it is because i remember you talking about it last week when i was on lunch telling you about that sup position which I’m not getting btw. I got everything ready for your tea as well I’m walking out of the door now i wont be home till around 6:30 or 7:00

Damn, why am I such a shitty wife? I’m sorry. Wake me up when you get home? If you’re going in tomorrow night, I wanna spend the day with you. You wanna catch a movie after burgers?

Btw, have you seen that tea spoon that my cousin got me for Christmas? The one with the filter on the scoopy part?

Ugh you’re not a shitty wife its just stressful with both of us working overtime. yes it was in the room on your side table with your cup im guessing was from last night i put it in the dishwasher when i woke up. 

Sweet. I was looking for that thing all over the place before I left this morning. Did you start the dishwasher or do you want me to get it when I get back?

I don’t text you because texting is lame as hell dear and were talking about chores because were damn adults lol continuing on the talk of chores i didn’t start it because there’s only a few bowls and the tea cups we’ve used recently once you’re done with dinner you should start it for me.  

But I don’t want to be an adult! I’ll put some it that fancy shmancy tubberware that my grandma gave you. PS: Now that I’m thinking about my grandma giving gifts. She didn’t even wish me happy birthday! And you got an entire tubberware set!

Grandma loves me okay lol idk its kinda a hit and miss with her honestly. 


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